So, I was watching this documentary the other day, you know, about the ancient Egyptians and their pyramids. And I'm thinking, how did they do that?
So, I was watching this documentary the other day, you know, about the ancient Egyptians and their pyramids. And I'm thinking, how did they do that? It’s like, millions of tons of rock, no power tools, no Amazon Prime delivery for sand. And then I see this picture, and it all clicks! Look at this guy! He's clearly part of a highly advanced, ancient civilization. He's got the blue jumpsuit, which, let's be honest, is a classic. Very "construction worker chic." And he’s got his little trowel, and his little tray of… what is that? Dirt? Mud? Is he building a pyramid out of, like, artisanal compost? And then there’s the woman in the window. She’s got that look. You know the look. The "honey, did you remember to pick up the dry cleaning?" look, but also the "seriously, what are you doing down there?" look. She's got the fabulous curly hair, probably a wig, because who has that much volume naturally? And she's peering out, probably wonde...