Zoki Humor

So, I was at the park the other day, minding my own business, trying to enjoy a peaceful afternoon. You know, the kind of afternoon where you pretend you're not judging anyone's life choices. And then I saw this scene... Look at these ladies on the bench! They're all so engrossed in their activities. One's drawing, one's knitting – probably making tiny sweaters for squirrels, I don't know – and the other one's reading. And they're all sporting these impressive legs. I mean, seriously, this park bench is basically a runway for thighs. They're practically auditioning for a leg-themed reality show. I half expected them to start doing synchronized leg kicks. And then, you have this nurse pushing a wheelchair. Now, I've got nothing against nurses, they're heroes! But this particular nurse... she looks like she's seen things. Things that would make you want to knit a sweater for a squirrel just to cope. And who's in the wheelchair? This poo...